A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
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lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
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It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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