i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
i need some magic done to my vagina
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
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