On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
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