And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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