Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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