I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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