Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
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It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
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You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
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There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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