well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
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how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
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What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I just had sex on a roof
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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