she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
You don't make any sense
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