So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
please come you make the beer taste better
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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