Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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