Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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