yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
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