JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
