i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
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drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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