ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Randomize
