Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
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Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
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I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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