Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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