Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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