Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
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You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
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So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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