no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
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Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
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I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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