remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
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he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
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just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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