yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
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Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
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He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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