"it" just moved
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Randomize
