Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
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Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
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Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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