nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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