it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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