Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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