Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Randomize
