it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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