butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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