I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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