be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
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So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
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Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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