we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
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I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
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just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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