But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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