You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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