SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
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i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
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Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
The adults are the big ones right?
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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