Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
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I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
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And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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