I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
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All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
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I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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