She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
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I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
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Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Damn victory sex feels great
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