Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
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