But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
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Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
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Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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