So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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