are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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