i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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