so explain again why im purple
no
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
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Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
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So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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