Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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