I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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