these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
nutella sex= disaster
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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