Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
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He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
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saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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