enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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