awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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