I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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